Don't tick off your wife.

Hey guys! I had to share this with you. It's totally something I would do. lmfao. 
The update for MoMH should be up tonight!! I'm going through the last of my edits right now. :)  So keep an eye out. It'll post on the BLOG site, FFn, and TWCS. 
 
I know....trust me. I KNOW! :) 
 
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow' !!!!! !
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You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman

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